Wednesday, May 13, 2009

What are the good excuses to avoid a Yoga lesson?

1) My friends/relatives are coming to stay with me. I won't have time.
2) I have a baby to look after.
3) I will be out of the town.
4) I cannot bear the pain.
5) I have a flu.
6) Yoga is against my religion.
7) How much will you pay me for a lesson?
8) You can go to Geylang and look for a prostitute. Give her money and she will follow you to do all poses.
....and endless list of excuses.

Number 8 is the most creative excuse. :)